Believe me Felix, women are fundamentally evil. Their only purpose in this world is to wreck men's hearts, empty their wallets and ruin their lives. The only thing to do is to pretend they don't exist.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

Three things tell a man: his eyes, his friends and his favorite quotes.

The Bible is very easy to understand. But we Christians are a bunch of scheming swindlers. We pretend to be unable to understand it because we know very well that the minute we understand, we are obliged to act accordingly.